Radio “Voice of the Wasteland”
“Voice of the Wasteland” is here once again — the only radio in the Valley that your old receivers can tune into. And not a single debi... Ugh, decibel will fly past your ears! This is “Crossout News” — the show with the latest gossip and rumours found by our editorial staff! Valla and Brother Porcupine are at their mics, which means we're getting started!
In today's edition:
- The Knechte are really stuck somewhere. I haven't heard from them in a long time.
- “Damn, look at that!” Or my new wheels. We'll talk about it.
So, our knechte comrades are missing. We haven't heard anything about the knights since Martin tried to warn us about something. It's time to launch the “Wait for Me” program. Nah, “Wait for Knechte”. What do you think, Valla?
— Lost in the roads, though they vowed to dedicate themselves to them. And those knights will return only with a great hunt.
What is clear is that nothing is clear. You could at least do your best for a case like this. All right, dear listeners, you know, be careful. If you find out anything, write to the editorial office! Well, we'll move on to the next news.
Not advertising integration at all, but check out what nice wheels I got from one cool… that is, took from a fella in the Wasteland. Damn it, Valla, we rehearsed that, I stumbled because of you!
The wheels are called “Rebel” and add chic shine to your car. Guaranteed.
I recently lost my bottom, so thanks to these beauties, I don't need air conditioning in my car. Ventilation is fire! I mean, my ventilation just caught fire, so these wheels are my salvation.
Today it’s all the news that we managed to find out. Be careful on the roads and put an equal number of wheels on each side of the armoured car!