Joker
Access Level: Intermediate.
Seeker Loom's audio diary: About Joker and the execution in the Lunatic camp
(unintelligible noise)
The Scavengers really pissed on the Lunatic parade when they stole the cargo!... The Joker must be furious. It seems that the escort guard, who had missed the cargo, should be preparing his back for lashes.
He's being tracked. So weak, this doesn't even feel right...
(the roar of the crowd is heard in the distance)
I did not expect anything else from Joker. He had nasty habits even before crossout. I heard he worked as a prison warden. Yeah, you wouldn't call him a “kind warden” for sure...
(noise, metal clanging in the distance)
The Lunatics quickly put together a whole arena with fences. The guard inside is nervous. If I did not know Joker and his passion for crazy rides, I would have decided that they would send a couple of brutalized Lost ones and...
(voices in the background turn into an indignant howl)
Now that's Joker. It's a pity I haven't got a camera — I'd film his rusty beast! Spikes all around, flames everywhere, growls like a drunken raider, a gaping maw at the front. Joker yells: “Me and my car are one,” — something else is...
Oh… I knew, of course, that Joker's habits were lacking, but now he behaves like a real animal. They even stopped waving their hands in the crowd. Sick from their own boss or something?
Oh, there's one more thing. One of my people heard that Joker was to be tried for the murder of a prisoner. They were coming to arrest him, but then crossout happened, like manna from heaven — the bastard took off into the Wasteland and disappeared without a trace!..
(voices in the background abruptly subside, after a moment they become louder than before)
Yeah. Looks like it's good that I don’t have a camera... Under the conditions of lack of resources, forcing you to empty your stomach once again is not very rational.
I should get out of here — somehow I don’t want to have close contacts with these noble gentlemen today.
S. L.
The portrait “Joker” is currently available to players. You can get it by reaching level 15 with the Lunatics faction.
